(Source: u-n-b-r-o-k-3-n, via lolololwhat)
(Source: malebasi, via realfunny-bro)
I hate when I’m listening to music and I forget I’m listening to it on Tumblr…
I’m just jamming out like:
Then I see something I wanna reblog:
But once I reblog it the music stops and I’m just like:
(Source: doctorwhooters, via realfunny-bro)
LOL
(Source: shreeeya, via acreepywhitevanpulledupand)
beneath-the-candy-coated-clouds:
Preach
BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC
HERE, LET ME PULL OUT MY OLD IPOD AND SHOW YOU DUBSTEP I’M SURE YOU’LL LIKE IT SONNY
Hey, lemme tell you a story
It’s called Homestuck
I’ll be the one chasing my grand-kids going “BLAWRGHLL” and running like Flappie, omg.
‘Let me tell you about Homestuck, my dear children.’
“WHOAH YOU’RE MY GRANDCHILDREN? I HAD CHILDREN? WHAT. I WAS PREGNANT? YOU BETTER BE CALLED VRISKA JR.”
shit lets be old
“YOU’RE FOURTEEN ALREADY?! SHOULDN’T YOU BE STARING AT PICTURES OF HOMOSEXUALS ON THE INTERNET?”
I actually want to have kids just for the sake of becoming a grandparent.
BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS OBSESSED WITH GAY PORN WHY AREN’T YOU
grandma I’m a straight 11-year-old boy
UGH KIDS THESE DAYS WITH YOUR FANCY HETEROSEXUALITY WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO SHIP SLASH COUPLES UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW
“Ugh there’s too many gay couples on tv”
“WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THERE WERE TWO GAY COUPLES ON TV. KIDS IN AFRICA WISH THEY HAD THE GAY COUPLES THAT YOU HAVE NOW.”“NOW KIDDO WATCH YOUR GRAMAMA DANCE TO ONE OF HER CHILDHOOD FAVORITES.
TO THE FRONT.
TAKE IT BACK NOW, Y’ALL,
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH.”
WHAT’S THIS SHIT YOU’RE READING ON? WHERE ARE YOUR BOOKS?
WHY DON’T YOU HAVE HARRY POTTER ON YOUR SHELVES?
BLAINE JR STOP CRYING AND LISTEN TO YOUR GRANDMA.
YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME BEING SOCIAL OUT IN THE BIG WORLD IT’S UNHEALTHY DON’T YOU EVER MISS YOUR COMPUTER?
reblogging because this comments are perfect!
“COME NOW BRIELLE YOU AND I ARE GOING TO LISTEN TO ADAM YOUNG!”
“gramma, my name’s sarah, not brielle…”
“NONSENSE, YOUR NAME IS BRIELLE, NOW LETS GO LISTEN TO YOUR GRANDFATHER’S MUSIC”
omg
“Now Audrey, I don’t want to hear another word! You will play the piano you were named after!”
“My Name’s Melody-“
“No! Nonsense! Your grandfather would be ashamed!”
(Source: sheamnessy, via pretty-o-d-d)
I’m thinking along the lines of ” HOLY SHIT, SHE’S TALLLLLLL” -_-
^ LOL for me it’s like HOLY SHIT SHE’S A MIDGET
samme, people think im really talll. in 5”8
(Source: things-i-tell-myself, via nadine516)
LOL
(Source: syzygystardust, via snowpikachu)
(Source: scarletrose777, via w-interland)
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
my cell phone . i cant live without it!
